If theres a sign that says food, it doesn't mean you should eat it.

   Candilander, Smelly and I went to Wendover and headed to the buffet. (because thats what you do there, you eat.) That night was a seafood buffet and of course yummy yummy yummy prime rib!
   On my third round of perusing the food I discovered something that almost made me vomit when I saw the name: DEEP FRIED FROG LEGS!  I quickly walked past it and told Smelly and Candilander my discovery.  Even though Smelly had three full plates in front of her she made me get up so she could go try this so called delicacy.
                                                                                                                                                                  

It's really gross because even though it is fried, all I can think about is the slimy frog leg.

Here is Emily eating the leg. I know its a blurry picture but it still captures the true face of how she felt.  What made it worse was she saw the tendon in the leg. She put the rest down and covered it with her napkin. Yup, I knew not to eat a frog leg.

My momma always said you can tell a lot about a person by their shoes . . . .

We were in an elevator that was surrounded in mirrors and Smelly had mentioned that her shorts and socks kind of look funny. I looked over and told her it was her shoes that made her look funny.

They look like old man shoes.  I thought they were slippers. Her defense was they were from REI so they were cool and best of all comfortable.  The best part of this whole conversation was an old lady was in the elevator and she was trying so hard not to laugh at us but it didn't work.